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PostSubject: The Robot Bartender   Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:55 pm

A guy goes into a bar . . .



There's a robot bartender there.



The robot says,



"What will you have?"



The guy says, "Martini."



The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,



"What's your IQ?"



The guy says, "168".



The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and

medical technology.



The guy leaves, but he is so curious, he goes back into the bar.



The robot bartender says,



"What will you have?"



The guy says, "Martini".



Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,



"Whats your IQ?



The guy says, "100."



The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.



The guy leaves, but finds it so curious, he thinks he will try it one more time.



He goes back into the bar.



The robot says, "What will you have?"



The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him another great martini.



The robot then says, "Whats your IQ"



The guy says, "Uh,about 50."



The robot leans in real close and says,



"So, you still happy you voted for Obama?"
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